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I saw this on another forum and some of them made me laugh out loud!!! :D I can start this with a couple from off the top of my head.........be creative and clean - -well, i do not care about the latter tbh......:) :) :) :)

So-so Expectations by Charles Dickens

No One Here Gets Any Pie, the biography of Jim Morrison

The Grapes of the Slightly Peeved by Upton Sinclair
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Gone With the Breeze.
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No-one flew over the wren's nest
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Be Here Eventually (or Dreckly as they'd say in Cornwall)!

Edited by Digicig, 22 January 2012 - 02:25 AM.

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200cm Under the Sea

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Lady Chatterley's good friend (Lady Chatterley's lover)
The Hitchhiker's guide to the M25 (The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
Humility fair (Vanity fair)
Alice falls down a hole (Alice in wonderland)
The breeze in the bushes (The wind in the willows)
The two steps (The 39 Steps)
The OK Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)

Edited by Phil A, 21 January 2012 - 11:51 PM.

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Jude the Quite Well-Known

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Alice in Poundland - Lewis Carroll

Charlie and the Packet of Choclate biscuits -Roahld Dahl (author of such childrens classics as The Ordinary Sized Peach , The Unremarkable Mr Fox and Danny ,Failure of the World )



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Conan the bit of a vandal
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Moby Winkie by Herman Melville

Anxiety and Disdain in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson

1973 by George Orwell

A Passage To Grimsby by E. M. Forster

As I Lay Feeling Quite Unwell by William Faulkner

To Glare Menacingly At A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

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Low Expectations by Charles Dickens
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The Lion, The Witch and the Bedside Cabinet

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Departed with the Fart

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Ian Fleming's Famous:
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A bit of a barney and troubled silence - by Tolstoy
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to sink your ship of fools