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[Buckfasterfullerine]

Keeping this one simple, lets make a randomish story

Rule 1 : add a sentence or two-its that simple

Resultant input 1 : at some point (usualy very quickly) some tosser will add "the End" in a feeble attempt to pish on everyones chips ! - but who will it be ?, lets find out.
It was one of those gray nights in N town, no rain, but everything in the street was wet

Professor C. Easystreet slammed the leather bound book shut, placed his pipe back in his mouth, and exclaimed "It's not at all convincing, why take two bottles into the shower" ?

[Fiona]

''Well Dear, I like to keep the Shampoo I use for the North of my body from the Shampoo I use for the South. If you know what I mean' ?

Edited by Fiona, 27 January 2012 - 09:51 PM.

[Buckfasterfullerine]

Emily the chamber maid *snickered*

[doc2803]

buckfasterfullerine the butler *grinned sugestively*

[Fiona]

Nancy the Cook looks at them in disgust and thinks she needs to find the bottle of bromide she has in the back of the Larder.

[Buckfasterfullerine]

A sharp knock on the pantry door,

[Fiona]

''Ah, Buckfasterfullerine'' Said Nancy, with a sly smile, ''I'm glad your here, could you do me a favour and pass me down that brown bottle on the top shelf?, there's a dear, I'll make us all a nice cup of tea in a minute''

Edited by Fiona, 27 January 2012 - 10:11 PM.

[Buckfasterfullerine]

"Why of course Miss Nancy",

[Fiona]

''Your a good lad, now go and call the others we can have a lovely bit of my cake with our tea''

[Buckfasterfullerine]

In an Inn not too far away

[Fiona]

Mary Brown meets her secret Lover Ivor bigunn

[Boadacia]

Ivor was renown for being large downstairs but tiny above.

Edited by Boadacia, 27 January 2012 - 10:25 PM.

[Buckfasterfullerine]

MarkyD43, Rusty and Steffi are playing dominoes in the corner, "another round" says Rusty

[Jimblob]

..and he bends her over and rips her edible g string off with his teeth..

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[Boadacia]

Has someone been messing with a time-machine? Asks Steffi?

[Jimblob]

No don't think so says ivor. The delorian is still where I parked it

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[Buckfasterfullerine]

Rusty returns from the bar, and nestles the laden flaggons down

[Boadacia]

He notices lights streaming by.

[Fiona]

The Barmaid after listening to the chat in the pub thinks someone must have slipped a Micky in her BabyCham

[Boadacia]

Micky wet and feeling gaseous, drags himself over the rim.