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[Boadacia]

I got up this morning and it was 9°C in my living room! Minus 4°C out on my shed, and frozen squirrel on it's roof, - I used to hammer one of my carto's (Carto2 died! ) - out of it's tank!

Postman was moaning under his balaclava at another load of juices coming in I had to sign for, and I asked him how he'd feel living in a 'Dennis the Menace' sleeping bag, and having to do a sack race to the door every time he was out there whining?

Clutching my Lava Tube reminded me also of my trips, and fingers completely gawn, in the past of the 80 or so miles on my BSA lightening I used to have to do, to where my daft mother decided to live in Gorseinon, with the Welsh loonies down there.

Pity this juice isn't flammable, I could use it to help my lover Ray Mears trying to strike the fire in the middle of the room, I've made, out of my mother's mangle rollers, and rocking chair I chopped up!

Edited by Boadacia, 04 February 2012 - 12:24 PM.

[Dragonmum]

Boadacia, on 04 February 2012 - 11:57 AM, said:

I got up this morning and it was 9°C in my living room! Minus 4°C out on my shed, and frozen squirrel on it's roof, - I used to hammer one of my carto's (Carto2 died! ) - out of it's tank!

Postman was moaning under his balaclava at another load of juices coming in I had to sign for, and I asked him how he'd feel living in a 'Dennis the Menace' sleeping bag, and having to do a sack race to the door every time he was out there whining?

Clutching my Lava Tube reminded me also of my trips, and fingers completely gawn, in the past of the 80 or so miles on my BSA lightening I used to have to do, to where my daft mother decided to live in Gorseinon, with the Welsh loonies down there.

Pity this juice isn't flammable, I could use it to help my lover Ray Mears trying to strike the fire in the middle of the room, I've made, out of my mother's mangle rollers, and rocking chair I chopped up!

Did you only move 80 miles from your dear mother's fond embrace? I bet she wished it was double that- racism is a bad trait to discover in one's offspring! BTW it was minus five here but I left the gas cooker on for my ickle collie, so cosy when I got up.

[scanbran]

So it's quite cold, then?


You could make a nice nic-cicle out of your new juices...

[Boadacia]

Dragonmum, on 04 February 2012 - 01:30 PM, said:

Did you only move 80 miles from your dear mother's fond embrace? I bet she wished it was double that- racism is a bad trait to discover in one's offspring! BTW it was minus five here but I left the gas cooker on for my ickle collie, so cosy when I got up.

No, she moved away from my falling over laughing at the one she married. How can I be racist to my own race? It's more loopheadism.

Wait 'till the boss of the house gets the gas bill! Made his dinner yet? I know what he's having, poor bugger! (something the ickle collie had up)

[Boadacia]

scanbran, on 04 February 2012 - 01:35 PM, said:

So it's quite cold, then?


You could make a nice nic-cicle out of your new juices...

Wanna see them? =>

[OldEngineGuy]

Quite balmy here on the Barbary coast... (Rhyl)... no frost, and just cut a load of pitch soaked garage roof trusses, my builder mate dropped off... so having to keep the front door and windows open to cool the house down a bit...
Raining here now, I think the snow is going to miss us, but you folks inland will cop it, I am sure.

Alan... perspiring slightly

[Boadacia]

Your day will come! When the tree council take you to the Nurembirtch Trials!

[Dekzion]

It's not too bad here, just a few flakes at the moment,, I thought it was the next door outside flickin her fag my way!!

It's not as bad as last year! I was in a transport yard and put down 3 tons of salt in 2 days whilst using a snow blower to get the trucks up the slope and out of the gatehouse, then when they'd got half a mile up the road have to go and tow them the last bit onto the mainroad.

[Dragonmum]

Not going to quote you Boad, 'twould take too much space, but where the hell did you get that plate of laverbread? The boss of the house - SHE's having cheese'n'egg scramble - (one eye on the gas bill) - did you really imagine any guy would have a snowball's chance in hell of outliving me? Almost fifty glorious years with the best man on God's green earth - he'd probably had enough of me by then.

[Boadacia]

Dragonmum, on 04 February 2012 - 04:10 PM, said:

Not going to quote you Boad,

You can cut the quoting DM as above. I think actually, you're the nicest old gal I've met from Loonyland.

[Dragonmum]

Not so much of the old.............

[Boadacia]

Dragonmum, on 04 February 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

Not so much of the old.............>